Coffee First, Chaos Later. Funny Parenting Mug | Sleepy Society Coffee Mugs Australia
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Description
Funny Parenting Mug for Mums and Dads Who Need Coffee to Function
Because nothing good happens before caffeine.
Our Coffee First, Chaos Later. mug was made for the parents who know mornings aren’t about motivation — they’re about survival. It’s your daily reminder to sip first, parent second, and let the chaos wait its turn.
Perfect for early starts, school runs, and the calm before the storm (aka breakfast).
Why You’ll Love It:
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Large 15oz (440 ml) ceramic mug — built for serious coffee drinkers
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Durable, dishwasher & microwave safe
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Printed and shipped locally from Australia for fast delivery
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Makes a funny, relatable gift for new parents, tired mums, or coffee-loving dads
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Designed by Sleepy Society — for the parents who can’t do chaos without caffeine
Join the Sleepy Society — where coffee comes first, and everything else can wait.
Shipping & Returns
- We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
- Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
- If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.
Standard delivery within 5 to 7 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund
