Half Awake. Fully Responsible. Funny Mum T-Shirt | Sleepy Society Women’s Classic Crewneck
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Description
Funny Mum T-Shirt for the Sleep-Deprived Legends Raising Legends
Because running on caffeine and chaos still counts as holding it together.
Our Half Awake. Fully Responsible. tee is made for mums who do it all — the school runs, the snack missions, and the 6 a.m. wake-ups (without backup).
It’s soft, flattering, and built for comfort — because parenting is already hard enough without scratchy shirts.
Why You’ll Love It:
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100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel
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Semi-fitted women’s cut with side seams that flatter your shape
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Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
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Perfect for everyday wear, from daycare drop-offs to coffee runs
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Printed locally in Australia with eco-conscious production
Style Tip:
Pair it with messy buns, comfy jeans, and that third cup of coffee.
Join the Sleepy Society — for the mums who make “running on empty” look effortless.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 63.5 | 66 | 68.6 | 70.5 | 71.1 | 72 |
| B) Width (cm) | 82 | 86 | 94 | 100 | 112 | 124 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 41 | 43 | 47 | 50 | 56 | 62 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 25 | 26 | 27 | 27.8 | 28 | 28.3 |
| B) Width (inches) | 32.3 | 33.9 | 37 | 39.4 | 44.1 | 48.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 16.1 | 16.9 | 18.5 | 19.7 | 22 | 24.4 |
Care Instructions
| General | A reliable choice for both everyday wear and promotional use, this t-shirt combines comfort and style with practical functionality. |
| Wash | Machine wash the t-shirt in warm water with similar colors; use non-chlorine bleach when needed. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low, or hang dry for longer-lasting wear. |
| Store | Keep the t-shirt folded in a cool, dry place to maintain its shape and color. |
Shipping & Returns
- We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
- Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
- If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.
Standard delivery within 5 to 7 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund

