Half Awake. Fully Responsible. Funny Parenting Sweatshirt | Sleepy Society Classic Unisex Crewneck
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Because comfort should be non-negotiable — especially when you’re surviving on caffeine and chaos.
Our Half Awake. Fully Responsible. sweatshirt is that perfect mix of cosy and classic, made for chilly mornings, daycare drop-offs, and late-night snack missions.
It’s soft, durable, and just the right amount of oversized — because sometimes being comfy is the win.
Why You’ll Love It:
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A heavy blend sweatshirt made from a soft 50/50 mix of cotton and polyester
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Air jet yarn gives it a smoother feel and reduces pilling
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Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for lasting wear
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1x1 rib with spandex for stretch and recovery
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Classic unisex fit for everyday comfort
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Printed and shipped locally from Australia for fast delivery
Fabrication:
Solid colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Style Tip:
Pair it with coffee, messy hair, and a sense of humour — the Sleepy Society uniform.
Join the Sleepy Society — because being half awake is still full-time parenting.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |
Shipping & Returns
- We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
- Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
- If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.
Standard delivery within 5 to 7 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund
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What Our Customer Says
Perfect Morning Companion
I absolutely love my Sleep Society mug! It’s the perfect size, keeps my coffee warm, and makes early mornings a little more bearable. Cozy and stylish!
Comfy Beyond Words
The “Half Awake. Fully Responsible.” sweatshirt is insanely soft and fits perfectly. I live in it during weekends and chilly mornings. Totally worth it!
Stylish & Functional
Bought a mug and tee combo — they complement each other perfectly. Quality feels premium, and the designs are super cute. I keep getting compliments!
A Cozy Little Escape
Every sip from my Sleep Society mug feels like a tiny moment of peace. Paired with the comfy tee, it’s my new favorite ritual. Highly recommend!