Sleep When They’re Older (or Never). Funny Parenting Mug | Sleepy Society Coffee Mugs Australia
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Funny Parenting Mug for the Permanently Tired
Because “sleep when they’re older” sounds nice — until you realise “older” might never come.
Our Sleep When They’re Older (or Never). mug is made for the parents who’ve accepted that rest is a myth and coffee is a lifestyle.
It’s the perfect companion for bleary-eyed mornings, midnight feeds, or those quiet moments when you pretend scrolling counts as self-care.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Large 15oz (440 ml) ceramic mug — because sleep’s overrated, but caffeine isn’t
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Durable, dishwasher & microwave safe
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Printed and shipped locally from Australia for fast delivery
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A funny, relatable gift for new parents, tired mums, or dads who run on fumes
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Designed by Sleepy Society — celebrating the chaos and coffee-fuelled reality of parenthood
Join the Sleepy Society — where sleep is scarce but laughter’s guaranteed.
Shipping & Returns
- We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
- Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
- If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.
Standard delivery within 5 to 7 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund
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What Our Customer Says
Perfect Morning Companion
I absolutely love my Sleep Society mug! It’s the perfect size, keeps my coffee warm, and makes early mornings a little more bearable. Cozy and stylish!
Comfy Beyond Words
The “Half Awake. Fully Responsible.” sweatshirt is insanely soft and fits perfectly. I live in it during weekends and chilly mornings. Totally worth it!
Stylish & Functional
Bought a mug and tee combo — they complement each other perfectly. Quality feels premium, and the designs are super cute. I keep getting compliments!
A Cozy Little Escape
Every sip from my Sleep Society mug feels like a tiny moment of peace. Paired with the comfy tee, it’s my new favorite ritual. Highly recommend!