Because Silence Is Suspicious. Funny Parenting Mug | Sleepy Society Coffee Mugs Australia
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Description
Funny Parenting Mug for Real-Life Mums and Dads
Every parent knows the sound of silence — and it’s never good news.
Our Because Silence Is Suspicious. mug captures that moment of calm before the chaos, when you just know something’s gone too quiet. It’s the perfect daily dose of humour for parents who are always one step behind a toddler with crayons.
Whether you’re fuelling up before the school run or sipping during nap time, this mug is a reminder that parenting is equal parts love, laughter, and low-level panic.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Large 15oz (440 ml) ceramic mug — more room for coffee (or courage)
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Durable, dishwasher & microwave safe
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Printed and shipped locally from Australia for quick delivery
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Makes a hilarious gift for parents, mums, dads, or anyone living in “quiet toddler danger”
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Designed by Sleepy Society — for those who know chaos comes in small packages
Join the Sleepy Society — because quiet toddlers are up to something.
Shipping & Returns
- We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
- Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
- If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.
Standard delivery within 5 to 7 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund

