Half Awake. Fully Responsible. Funny Dad T-Shirt | Sleepy Society Men’s Classic Crewneck

$45.00 AUD

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Color: White

Size: S

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Description

Funny Dad T-Shirt for the Sleep-Deprived Legends Raising Legends

Because being responsible doesn’t mean being rested.

Our Half Awake. Fully Responsible. tee was made for dads who get things done — even when running on caffeine, chaos, and a questionable amount of energy. It’s soft, lightweight, and built for comfort so you can look good while barely keeping it together.

Perfect for coffee runs, school drop-offs, or those rare quiet moments when the house finally stops making noise.

Why You’ll Love It:

Premium fitted short sleeve offering timeless comfort and a lightweight feel
With side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and durability
Printed locally in Australia using eco-conscious production
Made on demand — no minimums, no waste
A cheeky, relatable gift for dads, new parents, or caffeine-dependent legends

Fabrication:

Solid colours: 100% combed ring-spun cotton
Heather colours: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Style Tip:
Pairs perfectly with dad jokes, sneakers, and your fourth coffee of the day.

Join the Sleepy Society — for the dads doing their best work on half a night’s sleep.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.8	81.3	83.8	86.4
B) Width (cm)	96.6	104.2	111.8	122	132.2	142.2	152.4
B) Half Chest (cm)	48.3	52.1	55.9	61	66.1	71.1	76.2

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
B) Width (inches)	38	41	44	48	52	56	60
B) Half Chest (inches)	19	20.5	22	24	26	28	30

Care instructions

Wash
Tumble Dry	Tumble dry: low heat
Bleach	Do not bleach
Iron	Do not iron
Dry Clean	Do not dry clean

Shipping & Returns

We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.