Half Awake. Fully Responsible. Funny Dad T-Shirt | Sleepy Society Men’s Classic Crewneck
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Funny Dad T-Shirt for the Sleep-Deprived Legends Raising Legends
Because being responsible doesn’t mean being rested.
Our Half Awake. Fully Responsible. tee was made for dads who get things done — even when running on caffeine, chaos, and a questionable amount of energy. It’s soft, lightweight, and built for comfort so you can look good while barely keeping it together.
Perfect for coffee runs, school drop-offs, or those rare quiet moments when the house finally stops making noise.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Premium fitted short sleeve offering timeless comfort and a lightweight feel
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With side seams, ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and durability
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Printed locally in Australia using eco-conscious production
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Made on demand — no minimums, no waste
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A cheeky, relatable gift for dads, new parents, or caffeine-dependent legends
Fabrication:
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Solid colours: 100% combed ring-spun cotton
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Heather colours: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Style Tip:
Pairs perfectly with dad jokes, sneakers, and your fourth coffee of the day.
Join the Sleepy Society — for the dads doing their best work on half a night’s sleep.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.8 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 |
| B) Width (cm) | 96.6 | 104.2 | 111.8 | 122 | 132.2 | 142.2 | 152.4 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 48.3 | 52.1 | 55.9 | 61 | 66.1 | 71.1 | 76.2 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38 | 41 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19 | 20.5 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
Care instructions
| Wash | |
| Tumble Dry | Tumble dry: low heat |
| Bleach | Do not bleach |
| Iron | Do not iron |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
Shipping & Returns
- We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
- Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
- If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.
Standard delivery within 5 to 7 business days
Return items in original condition for a full refund

