Half Awake. Fully Responsible. Funny Parenting Sweatshirt | Sleepy Society Classic Unisex Crewneck

$65.00 AUD

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Color: White

Size: S

Quantity

Description

Because comfort should be non-negotiable — especially when you’re surviving on caffeine and chaos.
Our Half Awake. Fully Responsible. sweatshirt is that perfect mix of cosy and classic, made for chilly mornings, daycare drop-offs, and late-night snack missions.

It’s soft, durable, and just the right amount of oversized — because sometimes being comfy is the win.

Why You’ll Love It:

A heavy blend sweatshirt made from a soft 50/50 mix of cotton and polyester
Air jet yarn gives it a smoother feel and reduces pilling
Double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for lasting wear
1x1 rib with spandex for stretch and recovery
Classic unisex fit for everyday comfort
Printed and shipped locally from Australia for fast delivery

Fabrication:
Solid colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Style Tip:
Pair it with coffee, messy hair, and a sense of humour — the Sleepy Society uniform.

Join the Sleepy Society — because being half awake is still full-time parenting.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	69	71	74	76	79	81	83.8	86.3
B) Width (cm)	102	112	122	132	142	152	162.6	172.8
B) Half Chest (cm)	51	56	61	66	71	76	81.3	86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm)	85	88	90	93	95	98	100.3	102.9

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	27.2	28	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33	34
B) Width (inches)	40.2	44.1	48	52	55.9	59.8	64	68
B) Half Chest (inches)	20.1	22	24	26	28	29.9	32	34
C) Sleeve Length (inches)	33.5	34.6	35.4	36.6	37.4	38.6	39.5	40.5

Care Instructions

General	This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash	Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry	Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store	Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

Shipping & Returns

We print and ship every order right here in Australia.
Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days, and every mug is packed with care (and probably caffeine).
If something’s not right, reach out — we’ll fix it, no stress.